Glad to see I'm not the only one who packs a mean lunch for their kids.
The researchers have clearly not experienced the spread I provide my kids. Only the highest quality peanut butters. Exotic jellies. The finest meats and cheeses in all the land. A surprise ingredient in every submarine sandwich. Figs, dates, grapes, cornichons, chips of potatoes, cakes made by none other than Little Debbie.
— Precursor to Nanny State action? by Cultural Offering